Yes, it's time for another exciting game of "Guess Where This Cheap Toy Was Made"! Today's entry: The Shape Sorting Castle by Infantino! Yes folks, this lovely item, 68,000 of them, was sold at Target and Wal-Mart and some other stores for the princely sum of $12, but despite that, the darn things just fall apart to reveal tiny chokable parts. Four children have nearly choked as a result, and lest yours be next, do take the darn things away and contact Infantino for a replacement, free!

Thought I could have told you just by looking at this thing that it was evil and destined for recall: just have a look at the face of that front figure. An evil grin if ever I saw one! And the little guy in the back is winking. I'll bet he knows what it says when you play "Revolution #9" backwards.